Wednesday, March 21, 2012

Broken

So every once in a while, Nutty-Spouse jumps out of an airplane.  It's just a thing he does.  So yesterday he did just that.  He jumped out of an airplane.  And what happened when he landed? you might want to ask.  Why he broke his leg of course.

Actually, no he didn't.

He was thinking he was going to jump out of an airplane this week, but then he didn't.  But he said to me this morning, "Wouldn't it be funny if I did jump out of an airplane yesterday and broke my leg and then I came home and said (and he did this part in a high pitched whine), "Jeeeeeessssssssss, Jeeeeesssssssssss.  I huuuuurrrrrrttttt.  Heeeelllllllpppp  Meeeeeeee."

Sometimes that Spouse-Who-Thinks-He's-a-Comedian makes me laugh a nice, hardy, cathartic kind of chuckle.

3 comments:

gretchen said...

That made me laugh!!!!!! He's a funny one. No more broken bones allowed in your house.

Irene said...

Don't cry wolf, you got us.

JessicaP said...

Ha! I'm always getting after my kids for crying wolf. I am a naughty girl!